Whenever I hear about a new recipe at Weight Watchers, I wonder to myself, "Who on earth was the first person to decide that combination was going to work well??? Are they Mormon, or a stoner?" I certainly don't mean any offense to Mormons or stoners - I'm mostly fascinated.
Admit it, Mormons, you have some interesting food combos. Like the produce in a jello mold idea...that was you guys, right? Yesterday, we had a substitute leader at The W.W. who suggested that we mix a packet of butterscotch pudding into a can of crushed pineapple, then fold in diced apples and fat free cool whip. She promised that it would taste like a caramel apple, but without the bad stuff. And she's right, but really! Who's idea was it to put butterscotch pudding mix into a can of crushed pineapple?
And then there's the diet coke cake. I can only imagine a stoner with mad munchies riffling through their kitchen, coming up with a can of diet coke and a box of chocolate cake mix, and wondering...just wondering...what would happen if they baked it together. As it turns out, it makes a delicious, fluffy, low-point chocolate cake, but really! Who's idea was it to put a can of diet coke into a chocolate cake mix?
Somebody fess up. Please.
Home Sweet Home
8 years ago
5 comments:
Holy s***. I don't even know these things could be done. Maybe this is how people get PhDs in Home-Ec. They do a thesis on the leavening and moistening properties of Diet Coke? I share your wonder.
Oh Jess. I love your blog. Diet Coke in a cake, hehe. Stoner for sure. Or a momo trying to justify their addiction to soda maybe?
This is Sav btw.
Hmmm...I guess the same personality types that first tried frog legs, snails, artichokes, and sea urchins.
Okay. I wonder about that stuff, too, but, as my daughter, how the hell do you come up with this stuff??????????
You've got to be kidding - Diet Coke as ingredient thought up by stoner? No way. It's obviously the relief society president who thought of that one.
Stoners can barely open a bag of potato chips.
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