The Dream About the Refrigerator

I just remembered that I had another dream I remember.

I dreamt that I was in my little kitchen, scrounging for something to eat. I opened my fridge and to my horror (joy? no! horror!) it was full of things like cheesecake and yogurt-covered pretzels and chocolate grahams and other such holiday treats. I couldn't find anything healthy in there and my tummy was hurting.

Just to clarify, my refrigerator is actually full of Gatorade and Bud Light and various salad dressings, but nothing to put said dressings on.

The Polar Ice Caps Are Melting

Dear Al Gore,

I understand that global warming is a serious problem, and that rising sea levels can have serious repercussions, but I am a little bit in love with this weather. Please don't be mad. I mean, Al, yesterday was November 18 and I had all of the windows in my house open all day freshening the place up. I went for a walk with John, and worked up a sweat. I wore flip flops...outside. It was glorious.

If it makes you feel better, I do love the compact fluorescent light bulbs in my kitchen, and hope to find some that dim for my dining room fixture. In fact, maybe you could talk to the Home Depot about carrying those sorts of things. I've mentioned it, but I don't think I have as much pull as you do.

Sincerely,
Jessica

I Have a Crush on DJ Sam Smith

Marissa and I are F.U.N.K. Radio listeners every Friday on KRCL 90.9. Today I decided I needed a request fulfilled, so I sent this uber-dorky email to Sam:

Dear D.J. Sam,
Could you please play Frankie Smith's Double Dutch Bus? The Sugar Hill Gang is making me crave it for some reason...
Thanks!
A Faithful Fan,
Jessica

And he's playing it NOW! Oh. Wow. Sam. Thank you!

Dunkin' Donuts Love

Dear Sarah,

I just wanted to let you know that I decided to drop the extra $2 to try the Dunkin' Donuts Cinnamon Spice Coffee and... Oh. My. God. Its like $20 yummier than any of the Folders Gourmet flavors.

Thanks for letting me know.

Love,
Jess

P.S. I bought it at the Smith's near my house. But I understand if you keep using Dunkin' Donuts Coffee unavailability in the downtown area as an excuse to drive all the way to Target to do your grocery shopping. Target has way better shoes and bags than any of the downtown grocery stores.

Oh Man

You know when you're getting ready for work and then you realize that you don't have any coffee OR milk and you get bummed out so you sit on the couch and all of the sudden it's 30 minutes later and you have to go to work with your hair looking like ass? That happened to me today.

(Do you say, "all of the sudden," or, "all of a sudden." I'm never sure on that one.)

(I really need to start blogging again. I miss it.)