This is Arlo of the studmuffin delivery service. We had a narrow window to deliver your studmuffin to L Street, and we can't find it. Can you call us back and give us directions?I'm sorry. What?
Home Sweet Home
9 years ago
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Studs-R-Us
My phone didn't say I missed a call. There are no random numbers in my caller i.d. But I just got this voicemail:
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Shit. If they can't find you, I'll take the studmuffin!
Well, that's creepy!
Hey, Jess Nakedwalker - I'm sure there somewhere on this high-tech contraption there's an e-mail button, but damned if I can see it. Just read your whooooole blog (because I'm a creepy stalker) and I wanted to say HEY! And you look great! And seriously, a half-marathon?
Anyway - drop me a line sometime with your e-mail to catch up - we're in Seattle now, thank God. My e-mail is elizapo@microsoft.com.
Love you, hon - Liza
My favorite thing about that message is that his name was Arlo...so perfect.
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